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:     17, 2008 2:18 pm

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman


If you don't, you are not a man


If you praise her, she thinks you are lying

If you don't, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp

If you don't, you are not understanding

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring

If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy

If you don't, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it's bad

If you don't, she thinks you do not love her

If you are a minutelate, she complains it's hard to wait

: !

If you visit anotherman, you're not putting in "quality time"

: !

If you fail to help herin crossing the street,you lack ethics

If you do, she thinksit's just one of men's tactics for seduction

If you stare at anotherwoman, she accuses you of flirting


If she is stared byother men, she says that they are just admiring


If you talk, she wantsyou to listen

If you listen, she wantsyou to talk


In short:

So simple, yet so complex

So weak, yet so powerful


So confusing, yet so desirable

can't live with them..

can't live without them ...

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